win butler with some kid's basketball

This kid is alleging that Win Butler (aka "Mr. Saturday Night"(?) of the Arcade Fire) stole his basketball. In response, someone who claims to be Will Butler of the Arcade Fire started this blog. Will has taken a few low blows at the anonymous accuser, alleging that he was drunk on whisky, and also that he "has a tattoo of Puff the Magic Dragon on his penis." To quote Will's response, "Win Butler didn't steal your fucking ball." Please, stop the madness. Help this kid find his basketball.